Dog Wants a Kitty

by Shaker BrianWS, who might be a full-time contributor at some point according to our next trip to The Oracle with Neo. FINGERS Entered!Well, here goes my day...because I am totally likely to watch this another hundred occasions.Owner (male voice off-camera): Hey hey hey, remember the way you wanted a kitten?Dog (a black and whitened hound mix, trotting around backwards and forwards while watching unseen cameraperson located on a couch, making silly faces and woofing and stuff, nevertheless its sounds happen to be changed using the voice-over): Yep.Owner: I visited your pet store today.Dog: Not a way.Proprietor: Yep, Used to do.Canine: (thirstily walking) Well seriously, let us go. I wish to see!Owner: Hold on, keep the collar on. You desired a woman?Canine: Yeah!Owner: A tabby?Dog: Yeah, you heard right! (jumps up in mid-air) Oh, It's surprising it, you have us a cat! (looks around)...Where's she? Is, is she out here?Owner: Wait, wait you did not allow me to finish. And So I visited your pet store and that i checked out the snakes.Dog: Snakes? Oh. Blech! I am gonna go right here.Owner: Well, I did not acquire one.Canine: Okay, um....Owner: No, no, i quickly went and that i required a glance around, right, and that i checked out the, uh, guinea pigs. Guess what happens guinea pigs are, right?Dog: Yeah.(dog is constantly on the jerk along and say "yeah" among each animal around the owner's list)Owner: Yeah, I checked out the rodents, gerbils, parrots, newts, hamsters, cats –Dog: (interrupts) Oh oh, there you have it! This is where you stopped because that is what you are gonna get me, a...Owner: And also the hermit crabs.Dog: (tosses mind around) OH Seriously!Proprietor: Are you able to calm lower now?Dog: You best get us a kitten or I am gonna chew this couch's arms quickly!Proprietor: Oh, you'll, huh?Dog: Now let me know what are you doing!Proprietor: Visited your pet store.Dog: Yeah.Owner: Saw the turtles –Dog: OH Seriously!(kitten meows without anyone's knowledge)Dog: What...was...that?Owner: Well, i'll just tell ya. You listening?Dog: Yeah.Owner: I visited your pet store. There have been shelter cats. And So I selected one up.(text onscreen states "pets require a friend to speak toInch)Dog: Oh, not a way! You have us a cat! Yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Exactly what does she seem like? Exactly what does she seem like?Proprietor: You wanna visit her?Dog: Um, yes. Yeah! Let us go!(Owner stacks up and follows dog in to the next room because the screen fades to black, the kitten mews and also the dog states thirstily: "OH!")